- If you come to your first day of work with a wool cap emblazoned with a big, fluorescent marijuana picture (complete with the number "420"), with the waistline of your pants just above your knees, and a shirt not nearly long enough to cover your dingy drawers...you might be an asshole...
- If you're standing on a street corner, dropping trash on the ground when there's a garbage can not three feet away from you...you might be an asshole...
- If you're walking down the street, and hock up a loogie and spit it out right in the middle of the sidewalk where people are walking..you might be an asshole...
- If you and your boy get on a crowded bus, you push and shove and squeeze your way to the back (where there really wasn't room for you) while your boy stays in the front, and then you spend the rest of your ride yelling your conversation back and forth with /at him...you might be an asshole...
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