Conversations I've Overheard, 4th Edition

So I'm walking down the street and walking alongside me was a young lady talking (loudly) on her cell phone:

"He said WHAT???"

(pause while listening)

"Oh HELL NO! Just wait 'til I catch up with him; Imma be in his butt like a colonoscopy!"

Yikes...I sure wouldn't want to be that guy...ol' gurl was about to perform that procedure with no sedation and definitely no bedside manner...