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- If you come to your first day of work with a wool cap emblazoned with a big, fluorescent marijuana picture (complete with the number "420"), with the waistline of your pants just above your knees, and a shirt not nearly long enough to cover your dingy drawers...you might be an asshole...
- If you're standing on a street corner, dropping trash on the ground when there's a garbage can not three feet away from you...you might be an asshole...
- If you're walking down the street, and hock up a loogie and spit it out right in the middle of the sidewalk where people are walking..you might be an asshole...
- If you and your boy get on a crowded bus, you push and shove and squeeze your way to the back (where there really wasn't room for you) while your boy stays in the front, and then you spend the rest of your ride yelling your conversation back and forth with /at him...you might be an asshole...
MORE TO COME...
- If you are ordering a sub at a very busy Subway, and the sandwich maker has to say everything to you 2 or 3 times because you refuse to take out your earbuds or turn down your iPod -- you might be an asshole...
- If you're standing at crowded bus stop bitching loudly to anyone within earshot about how long the bus is taking, then when it comes you rush and push your way to the head of the line to board first, and only when you board does it occur to you to start scrounging around in your purse to come up with $3.50 worth of change for a day pass while everyone else wanting to board the bus stands there waiting for you -- you might be an asshole...
- If you're in Wal-Mart paying for an $800 television by counting from a stack of 5 and 10 dollar bills -- you might be an asshole...
- If you're a grown ass, able-bodied man sitting in your car at a gas station while your girl is pumping the gas -- you might be an asshole...
- If you are a grown ass woman with a toddler, and you are fast-walking down the street and leaving the poor kid behind, then every so often stopping to backtrack to where the child is so you can yell and cuss at her for not keeping up -- you might be an asshole...
TO BE CONTINUED...
